Monday, June 1, 2009

#1 Coffee


White people like coffee. No doubt about it. We build our lives on it. Note: we like coffee. Not double soy latte cappucino shade grown goat's shit fertalised.... you get the picture. We want to go into a place, and say, "coffee", and get a decent cup of joe. If I could order some complicated coffeeish beverage with a name the length of a novel, I wouldn't need a damn coffee, now would I? And we white people have the old fashioned crazy idea that the waitress should notice when it's getting a little cold or a little low in the cup, and give us a "refill". That's how important coffee is. One word is all you need for a full, life saving, inspiration driving hit of morning sunshine. And white people like a real cup, not a paper cup. If we want something in a bowl, we order soup.