Thursday, September 10, 2009

#2 Hardware Stores


When you look around a hardware store, you see a lot of weirdly dressed, impatient white people. It is a point of pride for white people to try to do difficult things that they suck at, instead of hiring people who actually know what they are doing. If you buy a house previously owned by white people, you will spend at least 5 years undoing all of the crappy do it yourself jobs they worked on over the 20 years they lived there, and then finished in the last two weeks before they listed the place. If you are white, you will spend the next 20 years and two weeks repeating the process. To do this, they frequent hardware stores where they buy products that they presume will make up for their lack of skill. This is delusional.